The Three Kick Rule….

 

A Glasgow lawyer went duck hunting in rural Aberdeenshire. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of the fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove upon his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field and now I’m going to retrieve it”.

The old farmer Peter replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here”.

The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial lawyers in Scotland and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sure you and take everything you own”.

The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes in Mintlaw. We settle small disagreements like this with the ‘Three Kick Rule'”.

The lawyet asked, “What is the ‘Three Kick Rule’?”

The Farmer replied, “Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on, back and forth until someone gives up”.

The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.

He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from his tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees!

His second kick to the midriff send the lawyer’s last meal gushing from his mouth.

The lawyer was on all four’s when the farmer’s third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get on his feet. Wiping his face with arm of his jacket, he said, “Okay you old fart. Now its my turn”.

( I just love this part )

The old farmer smiled and said, “Nah I give up. You can have the duck”.

 

Moral:–
When you are educated, you’ll believe only half of what you hear.
When you are intelligent, you know which half.!!.

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Why should I feel bad?

Once there was a guy, who was in love with a girl. She was not the most beautiful and gorgeous but for him she was everything.
He use to dream about her, about spending rest of his life with her. His friends told him,”Why do you dream so much about her when you don’t even know if she loves you or not? First, tell her your feelings and get to know if she likes you or not”.

He felt that was the right way. The girl new from the beginning, that this boy loves her.
One day he proposed her but she rejected him.
His friends thought he would take alcohol, drugs and get into bad habbits and ruin his life.

To their surprise he was not depressed.
When they asked him how was it that he is not sad, he replied, “Why shoud i feel bad? I lost the one who never loved me and she lost the one who really loved her and cared for her”.

Moral:-
True love is hard to get. Love is all about giving it all to the other person without any greed of gaining anything in return.
If the other person rejects, its him/her losing the most important part of life.
So never feel dejected.

“Only once in your life…


“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.”
― Bob Marley

Strange facts..!


  • We see the world suffering but still we get married!
  • The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because its the only finger with a vein that connects to the heart.
  • A kiss stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation.
  • Psychology says men tend to forget but never forgive. Women tend to forgive but never forget.  (agreed.. Lol)
  • The stronger the commitment, the greater the happiness…
  • 86% of the spouses of CIA agents do not even know that they are married to a CIA agent!!!



Stay tuned for more of such facts…

#To Be Continued……


Must Read!!!


Life


When you speak about life, you speak about all the experience’s, all the up’s and down’s and the success.

Is this true for all of us?

Ya, on an average all people might agree.

But no its not we want our life’s to be like,

We just wanna talk about the success and great experience’s and yes our UP’s and Down’s, But wait where are the regrets gone???

Oh! i forgot they are inside ourself, that self which we wanted to express but it was left to suffocate and die inside because we didn’t had time to think about them as we were busy gaining experience and success.

But instead of regretting now about things of your life, think for a moment that if you would have let the things inside you to come out, what would it had been like? How satisfied you were to be now? How happy you were to be now??

With all that success and experience which you received to show the world where are you to go now? With all the regrets inside you, are you about to die unsatisfied?

No!!! You wanna live your life you want to live not what you wanna show the world.

Think about this and you have to, before it’s too late.

Your journey isn’t over yet so people just Let It Out!!!

CAUTION!!!

LIFE SAYS:::

“I give you only one single chance to live so humans live it to your fullest else face the Regrets!!!”

Souls

The day we met our heart’s accepted us completely till our souls met…

And now we are so into each other that even our soul’s are unable to find their way out!!!

Your heart beats for me and mine for yours..

Love that'll last forever and after…